IF TAYLOR SWIFT WANTS TO COME OVER AND SUCK MY DICK, I'LL PLAY IT FOR HER

DX: Have you thought about sharing the new Wu Tang album?
Martin Shkreli: I’m not going to play it for no reason. If Taylor Swift wants to come over and suck my dick, I’ll play it for her.

BOOKS FOR SYRIAN REFUGEES: KURT VONNEGUT AND LAURENCE STERNE ARE BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER PLANET EDITION

ONCE UPON A TIME, a man told me that reading books was for pussies...i thought it was funny...funnier than books are for syrian refugees, right...or is it?...hmmmm...speaking of funny...tristram shandy aka laurence sterne and kurt vonnegut go together like peanut butter and jam sandwiches...here's a picture of a peanut butter and jam sandwich...
...and here's a picture of laurence sterne aka peanut butter and kurt vonnegut aka jam...

...reading vonnegut's breakfast of champions this morning...i was reminded...
...or rather i reminded myself to go buy some birdseed for my wild bird sanctuary that i've created under the cedar trees outside my window...i need to start my day staring at the birds or else i'm FUCKED!...anyhoo, i finished the avant garde classic tristram shandy last tuesday but i don't feel like talking about it...i'm too sensitive right now, the coffee i drank while reading breakfast of champions this morning is wearing off and my daughter is walking around in her tap shoes and each step sounds like a fucking piece of shrapnel hitting my brain which flashes me back to past life vietnam war syndrome...
now my cat princess skimbles is yowling like a witch in heat at the door to be let in...did i mention i need to start my day staring at the birds or else i'm FUCKED!?...anyway, i'll be finished breakfast of champions today...vonnegut and sterne go together like peanut butter and jam sandwiches...but i said that already...okay...great...good talk...and i'll talk to you soon about the notches on my bedpost and how it relates to books and not pussy another day...i'll also talk more about buttonholes and door hinges...etc and so on...william brown

LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON

#FlipSongReactions #AnteUp #MOP , #bustarhymes #RemyMa That @conglomerateent intro tho TAG @funniest_15seconds HIT MY MANAGER FOLLOW HIM @kingmil if you have a song request πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”Ί #GoodMorning While dropping my son to school #AnteUp came on and I went crazy Smh l I'm sorry man & My son is fine it's just MAN O MAN , Had to knock the cereal away πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ to hyped son My son is FINE LOL I BOUGHT HIM MCDONALDS AFTER LOL πŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”Ί #lol #hilarious #reaction #funniest15seconds #funniestshitever #crash #Family1st #funny #stupid #bruh #holdvinez #hoodvines #hoodvine #ratchet #ratchetville #Tears #ratchetpeoplemeet #ratchetproblems #Twins #twinz #twin #stupendous #hahaha #funniestshitever
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#FlipSongReactions #LilJon #liljonandtheeastsideboyz #IDONTGIVEAFUCK salute to @liljon To request a song please email @itsmrbias@gmail.com or hit my manager πŸ‘‰πŸ½@kingmil πŸ‘ˆπŸ½ πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”»πŸ”» When lil Jon comes on I go crazy .. I don't care if she's late for work or what, I Go bananas on top of that when you're getting #crunk you can't have water or any beverages lol πŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”Ί πŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”ΊπŸ”Ί Oh she made it to work LATE CAUSE I RIPPED HER SHIRT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡ just cause we go viral the work don't stop #lol #hilarious #reaction #funniest15seconds #funniestshitever #crash #Family1st #funny #stupid #bruh #holdvinez #hoodvines #hoodvine #ratchet #ratchetville #Tears #ratchetpeoplemeet #ratchetproblems #Twins #twinz #twin #stupendous #hahaha #funniestshitever #funnyinstavid #bronkers
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TELEPATHIC INTERLUDE


TELEPATHIC YOUNG THUG CONVERSATION WITH WILLIAM AND BEN

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING TELEPATHIC CONVERSATION WITH WILLIAM BROWN AND BEN IS BASICALLY A JERK OFF FEST ON HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOUNG THUG...BASICALLY WILLIAM BROWN AND BEN JERK OFF TO YOUNG THUG FOR 45 MINUTES...WE ALSO JERK OFF TO MIGOS A LITTLE BIT TOO...

TELEPATHS OF THE WEEK


DOO DOO THE TELEPATHIC CLOWN

PHUC DAT BICH


"I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it," the National Australia Bank worker wrote.

"I've been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I'm Asian? Is it?"

"Having my [Facebook] shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my "real" name, so just to put it out there. My name. Yours sincerely, Phuc Dat Bich."

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE: BOOSIE BADAZZ EDITION

Boosie Badazz Blasts 

Homosexuality On Television


"Since I've came home ever time I turn on the Tv some gay shit on," Boosie Badazz writes under a caption of a gay couple on VH1. "I try to watch love n hip hop (gay shit) tried to watch empire (gay shit) walked n on a cartoon doing gay shit a fucking cartoon kids watch tv I guess next they go have a fucking gay channel for kids saying if U want to be gay watch this tune n smh fuckin up world n my eyes ( but everybody don't agree smh)."

EVERYONE DON'T AGREE THAT'S FOR SURE BOOSIE...LET'S SEE WHAT THE FINE FOLK ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS FEEL ABOUT THIS...

xtz23: Homos are fucking up the world this gay shyts def wrong and this guys. Right!

Fucking ham& Cheese: Fuck all fags

Boosie Gay: He's projecting. He probably took hella dick in jail. It's always the one's that scream the loudest who have got something to hide.

Terry Brooks to Boosie Gay: Yeah I got something put in your mouth to shut you .

Krime: Boosie is a straight fucking dickhead for this. Its fucking INCREDIBLE to hear black niggaz talk about "gay right", "gay culture" and all these other bullshit ass terms when just 20 years ago their ass was on some "I have a dream" shit... Guess what, niggaz? Just like you were born black, they were born gay! There is no "gay culture" or "gay lifestyle" just like there is no " heterosexual culture" or "heterosexual lifestyle", it's a sexual preference you fucking nitwits... I swear hip hop fans are the dumbest... Most of you black niggaz are still fucking christians and believe in some bullshit ass jesus or allah, and that's all AFTER the white man fucked that shit into your great grandmas and whipped it into your great grandfathers. And yall niggaz got the nerve to talk bad about gay people? In Atlanta one of the epicenters for gay black people? And that's where the most rappers blowou in Atlanta one of the epicenters for a gay black people? And that's where the most rappers blow up from... Hmmm, i'm willing to bet money that Boosie has made a song with a gay down low rapper before. I'm also willing to bet he loses money and fans over this. I was never really a fan though so I don't give a shit

ko to Krime: Nobody is born gay, thats a Medical FACT! You have zero scientific proof for it. On the other hand, theee is scientific proof that homosexuality is a mental disorder. Homosexuals got what black people still didnt get and have been asking for, and thats equality and nondiscrimination.

Real1 to Krime: You sound really butt hurt right now. Nigga get over it...Charlie Sheen ass nigga

Krime to Real1: Nigga shut your old non responsive ass up! The fuck does Charlie Sheen have anything to do with what I just said? Sounds like YOU'RE the one who got butt hurt just because I just said some real shit

xtz23 to Krime: Shut up son u must be taking it up the ass urself defending gay rights like its k to be a faggot


TELEPATHIC INTERLUDE


BRUCE WILLS CALLS EVERY MUSLIM A TERRORIST!

'Every Muslim is a terrorist!': Watch BRUCE WILLIS shouting down speaker at meeting on proposed mosque


The shocking incident happened in Castlevania County, Virginia, and was captured on camera by disgusted onlooker.

In the footage, the Hollywood superstar actor BRUCE WILLIS can be seen shouting down the event's speakers and making vile slurs about all muslims.

Reportedly, some of the attendees at the meeting were concerned that the proposed new mosque would house refugees from Syria.

Samer Shalaby was making a presentation about a new mosque on behalf of his religious organization when he was shouted down and called a terrorist.

He told local news : "I don't even like those Die Hard movies...shits wack."

The ruckus was eventually dispersed by the local deputy sheriff after he got a number of selfies and autographs from Mr. Willis.

TELEPATHS AT NIGHT SCREEN SAVER 3


STEVE-O PULLS SICK FIRECRACKER PRANK IN PARIS

Sick former JACKASS star STEVE-O pulls firecracker prank in Paris sparks mass stampede as hundreds flee vigil


Former JACKASS star STEVE-O let off firecrackers causing mass panic and confusion as hundreds of people gathered at a vigil in Paris tonight.

Families were paying tribute to the 132 victims with a moving gathering at Place de la Republique when screams broke out and a stampede of mourners fled the scene.

Live news broadcast shows dozens of people running away from the scene in terror as people reported hearing shooting.
In less than one minute the square was emptied as people rushed away.

People were seen cowering under tables in restaurants while broken glass lay around on the ground.

But officials said the panic had been sparked by people hearing firecrackers and confirmed there had not been any gunfire.

As rumours of a false alarm spread people began returning to the square.

Many of those inside Bataclan on Friday night initially believed firecrackers had been set off when gunfire rang out in the concert hall.

People on Twitter have voiced their disgust for anyone who may have set off firecrackers following the events of Friday night.

Tifini Kamars wrote: "It's way too soon to be playing around with fire crackers, shame on you STEVE-O."

Diana Mae Potts wrote: "No one in their right mind should be setting off firecrackers in this situation."

Another wrote: "So there's a Paris memorial and some d*****d thinks it's funny to set off firecrackers and the whole crowd runs in panic."

When reached for comment STEVE-O had this to say...


MICHAEL RAPAPORT IS THIS WEEKS HONORARY TELEPATH

JEFF GOLDBLUM ATTACKED BY PLAGUE OF FLIES

Plague of flies swamps JEFF GOLDBLUM'S home leaving his family struggling to cope

Jeff Goldblum, in a horrific act of irony, says hundreds of flies started infesting his house around two weeks ago.

Since then they have been trying to deal with the problem by using fly traps and sprays, with scores of insects being found stuck to the traps daily.

The Hollywood actor who starred in the hit motion picture The Fly said: “It has been absolutely horrendous. I have children in the house and we are getting sick of this.

“We put up fly traps in every room and we were getting up in the mornings to find hundreds of flies stuck to them.

“We have had to throw away food because flies have been all over it and we are frightened to open the windows in case they come in.”

 “We thought it was really strange because we never have flies in November. The weather has been milder than usual for this time of year, but you still wouldn’t get such a large number of flies around. It’s been awful.

“We have just been eating out most nights because we can’t bear to cook with flies buzzing around.”

BERNIE SANDERS BE ACTING LIKE A TELEPATH BRO

TELEPATHS AT NIGHT BE SMOKIN HASH AND WRITING TAGS

WILLIAM BROWN BE POPPIN RED PILLS AT NIGHT


william brown: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay as a TELEPATH AT NIGHT and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

NEW AGE TELEPATH


ESPO '86


TYLER THE CREATOR SUSPECT IN CAT KILLINGS

Pet cat found decapitated, TYLER THE CREATOR, a person of interest according to police

A family's beloved pet cat was found decapitated amid a spate of sickening attacks around the country.

Long-haired tabby Munchie was found dead with her head and tail cut off and placed next to her body. The SPCA were called the next day, but were unable to get a vet to assess her injuries as the cat had already been buried.

Read more: Cat serial killer is 'slaying pets with machete and keeping their body parts as trophies'
Inspectors said it was possible the horrific injuries could have been inflicted by an animal such as a fox, but the nature of the incident suggested human involvement.

A total of four animals are believed to have been butchered in the last two months, and a South Norwood rescue shelter is warning a twisted killer could be preying on pets after a four-year-old cat was dumped "in pieces" on the doorstep of his owner's neighbour.

Police have a person of interest in rapper Tyler the Creator who has admitted dismembering and eating Cats when he was a youth. "I especially loved to eat Tabby Kittens," he was reported of saying to his friend Earl Sweatshirt.
Tyler's new album "I LOVE PUSSY" is due out next month.




UNDERACHIEVING TELEPATHS


MOBY LIKES HORSES...MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH

MOBY to be sentenced after sexually assaulting horse at stables

Musician and animal rights supporter Moby, will be sentenced today after he admitted sexually assaulting a horse .

Moby real name Richard Hall, 50, was charged with trespass with the intent to commit a sexual offence and attempted intercourse with a horse on August 6.

He was arrested after the animal was found injured and in need of veterinary treatment at farm stables in Redenhall, Norfolk, on August 6.

Norfolk Police circulated CCTV images of Moby seen at the stables in the moments leading up the attack.

Judge Stephen Holt: "This is clearly a case where a psychiatric report would assist the court.

Moby's next studio album called "Horses" takes on a whole new meaning in light of this case.

BOOKS ARE FOR PUSSIES: CHARLIE PARKER

...20 years ago i lived in vancouver and one of my favourite things was to smoke some weed, go downtown and then wander around in the big vancouver public library...i'd hit up the music section and pour through all the old jazz records...being high really opened up jazz for me...it tripped me out that they were talking to each other, having conversations with each other through their instruments...none better than charlie parker and dizzie gillespie...coming in at #22 with the complete savoy and dial studio recordings on the new york times top 100 jazz recordings...CHARLIE "BIRD" PARKER...

BOOKS ARE FOR PUSSIES: ORNETTE COLEMAN

Got this book on lockdown right now...alot of you think jazz is for pussies...no doubt bro...but i've long not given a fuck what you think bro...that's why i live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by trees, birds, chickens, cats, bunnies and other things you think are for pussies bro...coming in at #54 with the shape of jazz to come in the new york times top 100 jazz recordings...ORNETTE COLEMAN...


DUSTIN HOFFMAN BEAT HIS SON TO DEATH WITH ELECTRICAL CORD

DUSTIN HOFFMAN 'beat his son to death with electrical cord during family counselling session at church'

The Academy Award winning Actor beat his teenage son to death with an electric cord during a family counseling session inside the "sanctuary room" of a Christian church, a court has heard.
A witness to the death testified that he saw Dustin Hoffman hitting the 19-year-old with what he thought was a belt.
A police officer later told the court the weapon was actually an electrical extension cord.

Hoffman, 78, has been charged with manslaughter following the death of his son.
He denies the charge and is currently being held in lieu of $100,000 bail each.

His new movie, "Caught Between a Rock and a Hardplace: The Justin Bieber Penis Story" is due out later this year.

YOUNG THUG SPOTTED ON MARS

'YOUNG THUG statue' spotted on Mars held up as 'proof' that intelligent life exists there

A shape similar to a YOUNG THUG statue pictured on Mars is proof that intelligent life exists there, according to UFO hunters.
The dudes at UFO Sightings Daily have discovered this strange shape on the Red Planet and they think the world should take note.

Scott Waring wrote: "This photo alone should be enough to convince the United Nations that intelligent life exists on Mars, but NASA doesn't want anyone to know the truth, because they will be asked to share the info and technology that they have found."
It's not the first 'sighting' of a YOUNG THUG statue on Mars...http://telepathsatnight.blogspot.ca/search/label/YOUNG%20THUG
Several other fascinating YOUNG THUG-like images have been shared in the past.
As Mr Waring notes: "This shows a face and head turned to its right, with breasts and a plump stomach, shoulders.
"Very remarkable detail in this photo."
Other things recently 'found' on Mars include a floating spoon, a space crab and a Martian version of Stonehenge.