FREDDIE GIBBS had a dream one night about making PINATA'S filled with bags of weed, cocaine, ecstasy pills, lsd tabs, psychedelic mushrooms, etc...then selling them old school Easy E style out of the back of the car trunk at flea markets...the crazy thing was MADLIB had the same dream too!...so when they next saw each other and told each other their same dream they hugged in joy and decided it was a sign to make an album together...dreams do come true!
PRyhme...is the collaboration between legendary lyricist Rakim and EPMD's Erik Sermon. The concept came together after both shared a passion for all things Transformers and their love of Optimus Prime.
AB SOUL...made one of the better christian rap albums of recent memory. He plans on dying on the cross in a saskatchewan prairie field when he turns 33...
Did you know APOLLO BROWN is Danny Brown's older brother? Did you know RAS KASS is not only waterproof but is one of Dr Dre's top five mc's?...either way they both ended up in a russian gulag for sexually assaulting an aleksandr solzhenitsyn statue...I KNOW MY SCRIPTURES BITCH!
RUN THE JEWELS is the first homosexual rap group...comprised of KILLER MIKE and EL-P...Run the Jewels as told to me...is a sexual move where you run your two fingers quickly under the balls (jewels) of your partner, causing him to ejaculate quickly!
Listening to GANGSTA BOO makes me want to 1) eat pussy 2) sniff cocaine and 3) piss on a cops shoe while shooting the shit about eric garner.
DIRECTORS OF PHOTOGRAPHY is the touching story of two friends who met in high school photography class...i won't bore you with what they did in the dark room...hint hint wink wink
...AND THEN YOU SHOOT YOUR COUSIN is the tragic true story of Slick Rick shooting his cousin over "some dumb broad"...slick rick wore lots of jewelry and had an eye patch...he lost his eye from an octopus attack.
The waiter brought the soup to the table...i noticed his thumb was in the soup...i did not ask him to take it back...i still ate the soup - LORD STEPPINGTON, England 1531
The OPEN MIKE had an EAGLE sitting on it...i was on the list to perform...i waited alone...the coffee was good and the treats were tasty and the book was interesting but i still couldn't take my eyes off her tits...