IS BACK WITH A NEW COMEDY ALBUM...a new hip hop album...SORRY FOR THE WAIT 2...let's see what kind of jokes Tunechi got for us this go round...
* Birdman jr more like Ugly Duckling
* she wanna get it off her chest but her boobs too big
* then i asked her do she go both ways, she say "they do say love is a two way street"
* i sell birds to the trees
* i heard you don't sleep i'm allergic to dreams
* like that blunt between my 2 fingers i'm at peace
* money long tree trunk, now stand under me...catch these leaves
* the coke got her all exuberant, she doing lines like a movie script
* keep my name out your mouth, i hope it taste's like cayenne
* these niggas looking at me sideways because they on the sideline
* boy i'm clippin that toe on that camel
* i got bitches that'll kill for me...Charles Manson
* suck this thuggish ruggish bone
* chopper sitting on my lap like the mall santa
* i knock your head off...fumble
* them bullet holes look like freckles, like Wendy's
* i gotta bitch over there and a bitch over there, a young nigga starting to feel cornered
* with a pussy more pink than an orchid, young nigga gonna treat her like a florist
* i go down and kiss...i pearl harbour
* fuck the shit outta her in a sauna, sweat her out, she look like Al Sharpton
* these other hoes just typos
* nigga had to go back to the stash, but a nigga stash like James Harden
* young nigga on the moon like Warren
* young nigga on the shit like Charmin
* niggas cook crack on a Foreman, while you boys still sparring
* even Slick Rick the Ruler know i break rules
* get rid of all the white like Selsun Blue
* got some tricks up my sleeve, i need some cuff links
* i hit the kush, blow it out like a bum knee
* she ride the dick, the dick gone kill her...vehicular homicide
* bullet ain't got no name nigga, but you could get it customized
* motherfuckas better fuckin hide, i feel Mr. Hyde
* athletes still getting jacked like they missing tires
* one of the wildest bees in my hive, i sting a bitch and die
* chop a cocaine brick like Sensei
* break the great white down to a fish plate
* got the Yay locked down like Kim K
* stepping on a swisher roach, like a stepping stone
* going at a nigga throat like herringbone
* when i met codeine there was love at first sprite
* counting dirty money where the wipes?
* i like my swisher sweets fat as fuck with cellulite
* my bitch got a wife, got me walking around feeling like Dolemite
* these pockets saying vacant and my shit saying occupied
* bad bitch on my team just like Katniss Everdeen
* i got her shaking on this dickdickdickdickdick, like an electric chair
* these pussy ass niggas just got PMS
* these hoes throwing pussy like hand grenades, don't let it blow up in your face
* had to buy my dick a barricade
* diamonds in my teeth, i'm eating carrot cake
* her suicide note say she love me to death
* for her Lewinsky is so critical i didn't mean to get political
* the d.a. was a dick and the judge was a jerk off
* got a bad bitch body curvy like a curveball
* let her drank too much, now her pussy taste like Smirnoff
* y'all shipping keys, we shipping grand pianos
* money bags under my eyes, money over rest
* open up my mouth to smile...treasure chest
* once i fuck a bitch her pussy a landmark
* gold watches gold chains...watch for leprechauns
* i'm consuming cash like a cash cow
* i'm aiming at your grapefruit, BLAOW...grape juice
* favourite subject was PE...Pablo Escobar
* i been hot since 1998 nigga, that's 98 degrees...Nick Lachey
* we shoot your block up and just say we shot a scene
* she treat the tip of my dick like a waitress
* she doing tricks on my dick cause i'm a skater
* dick gone have you walkin crazy round this bitch looking handicapped...at least you'll get good parking spaces
* i'ma paint her pussy lips white...white like Dave Chapelle
* come out my shell like Raphael, and crack yours like a taco
* i smell like pussy, money and weed...she said "oh i like your cologne"
* the last niggas tested us flunk, so please study hard, study long
* i got somethin very hot on my hip, i get my hip hop on
* bend but don't break, my niggas call me elbow
* bad bitch on top of me, she started on the bottom
* my baby mama say i'm livin wrong, well if i die then i guess she dead right
* watch these snitches, man these rats think they're Mighty Mouse
* you other boys could kiss the game goodbye...be romantic
* please don't worry Nancy my weed is organic and if my children end up smoking, i whip they ass if they don't pass it
* took a picture with the pistol, gave it rabbit ears
* my bitches got sex appeal, they like sex and pills
* B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina, now she just a stripper making singles to my singles
* C is for Chiquita put the nana on Chiquita
* T is for Tatiana, she can put her legs behind her, she can bend all the way over, i just thank the lord for that yoga
* i want you dead tonight, that's a real deadline
* skinny tires on a salad diet
* bust your motherfucking egg till i see egg nog
* she said watch these hoes cause they leeches like Robin, i say no...Robin Givens
* i treat her legs like a grand opening
* let my money talk so much, put my jawbone outta business
* i bring wine to Amy house, we smoke it out and we drank it out
* we aim at your grape, knock it off...now you just vines
...DEDICATION 5 and RISE OF AN EMPIRE jokes after the drop top...






