J.D. SALINGER
ONLY HAD ONE TESTICLE!!!
J.D. SALINGER in weird yogic ritual…
DRANK HIS OWN PISS!!!
I think, if i ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and i have a tombstone and all, it'll say "Holden Caulfield" on it, and then what year i was born and what year i died, and then right under that it'll say "Fuck YOU." - J.D. SALINGERChances are if you like rap, you'll like the stories of j.d. salinger…yeah…right…okay…chances are if you like rap the last book you read was…hmmm…is the internet a book?…let's not get too cheeky brown…i'll just play meek like jodi then…i'm talking about j.d. fucking salinger here…i'm talking about an oral history of the life and times of one of the greatest writers ever...whatever...
Of note…3 dudes in the 80s killed in the name of Holden Caulfield…who was the main character in the catcher in the rye...one dude, mark david chapman took out john lennon aka the white people's bob marley…another dude, john hinckley almost took out ronald reagan aka the white people's nelson mandela…hehe…and the 3rd dude, robert bardo killed actress rebecca shaeffer the white people's rudy huxtable…pretty trippy if you write some shit and people use it to kill people… Salinger last published a story in the late sixties…then went full recluse…became like a human version of bigfoot…people wondered what the fuck he was doing…other than drinking piss and hanging out with teenagers he was still writing stories…just never released them….anyway, who gives a fuck unless you give a fuck about salinger…if you do give a fuck this oral history book on the bizarre and fascinating life of j.d. salinger is good shit…i give it 4.25 holden caulfield heads out of 5 on the telepathic radar
