SPORTS "ADDICT" MONDAY: OYSTERS AND TAG

BITCH YOU KILLED MY VIBE: I mean, poor Jamal Crawford tries so hard and his doe like eyes bring sympathy to the devil but he's never amounted to much has he...i wish upon a star, that when he retires, he writes a tell all book about Isaiah Thomas and all those cotton candy cab rides around the Big Apple together!
Round 2 underway tonight...Oklahoma City and the Pacers are back to their enigmatic ways...is the pacers coach, Frank Vogel, really slow or just stupid...no more Roy Hibbert, guy...unless he's up against kendrick perkins or big country reeves or this fucking guy...
NO, NOT THAT FUCKING GUY...not Sloth from the Goonies...this fucking guy...
Greg Ostertag...you know, the Utah Jazz center from the mid 90s...anyway...the point that i'm trying to make is...ROY HIBBERT IS FUCKING TAPPED OUT FRANK VOGEL...HE'S DONE OKAY...DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?...I DON'T THINK YOU DO...fuck!...not sure why i'm so emotional about the Pacers, not even my team...probably just misplaced anger cause my Raptors got eliminated...bitter cause a player in his late 50s blocked Kyle Lowry's series winner at the buzzer...bitter cause the Raps lost to a player that has the most beautiful hair that i've ever seen...
Whatever, forever...let it go...drink some chai tea...listen to some Drake, and lint roll the cat hair off my black pajamas...good night...