"SHE SAID HER NAME WAS JESUS, AND SHE DON'T HAVE NO CLOTHES ON"

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A naked woman who referred to herself as "Jesus" is the focus of two emergency calls placed April. 1, according to 911 tapes released Tuesday in an investigation involving San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.
Police did not identify the men that made the two calls. In the first call, a man identified himself as hotel security. He said a woman was in the hotel room and was refusing to leave.
"She said her name was Jesus, and she don't have no clothes on," he told the 911 operator.
The 911 operator asked who the woman is visiting, the guard said: "She's visiting this gentleman here."
The second call was made by another male. He requested that police come to the room because he said the woman was lying in bed "and she's not leaving" until a friend of his showed up.
"There's a young lady in my friend's bed," the caller says. "She says she's not leaving until she sees him ... No, no, he's not her boyfriend. He's someone she wants to sleep with."
On April 3, two days after the 911 calls were placed, an unidentified woman went to Miami police headquarters saying she was partying with Kaepernick, 49ers receiver Quinton Patton andSeattle Seahawks receiver Ricardo Lockette. She said she passed out and didn't remember anything else until waking up in the hospital.