LET THE BRAVE AND MIGHTY AMONG YOU BARE WITNESS AS THIS WOMAN RUINS THE INTERNET AND VAGINA AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!


I've been to enough strip clubs in Toronto to know that Australia produces a saucy selection of blonde wenches. But this video of Casey Jenkins makes me wish I'd never purchased a $5 lap dance ticket in my life. I feel like my money has been used to fund a terrorist cell meanwhile I thought I was just innocently buying some opium. 

Just when you think they'd managed to breed all the witchcraft genes out of their populace this wiccan low priestess shoves a ball of yarn up her cooch and starts knitting niggas ear muffs and scarves and shit. 


Now you take off your scarf and your neck looks like your dick does after having sex and you didn't shower so your dick looks like Elmer's glue is peeling off of that shit. Who wants a post-sex penis neck as a consequence of wearing a scarf? Especially considering we have perfectly non penisifying scarves right now. On top of that she's rocking a 70's bush meaning you're going to have random pussy hairs tickling your ears when you put those bad boys on. And what does pussy yarn even smell like? The crack of a wet sheep's ass would be my best guess. 

Did I mention the show doesn't stop when she's on the rag? So yeah period blood, and a white scarf has me thinking Where's Waldo will never be the same again. That's traumatic shit. 

Anyway feast your eyes below to witness the very first time a woman has EVER pulled something out her vagina on video and I've failed to be amused. 

Australia is going to have to bring Steve Irwin back from the dead to get forgiven for this shit here.