6 BUCKS AND MY RIGHT NUT SAYS WE'RE NOT LANDING IN CHICAGO...CRYSTAL TURKEY FOOTBALL PICKS


SAY YOU'RE IN A STRIP CLUB AND IT'S SUNDAY...WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING THE STRIPPERS OR THE FOOTBALL ON THE TV?...are you listening to the music or straining to here the announcers?...you can tell alot about a man this way...well you can tell two things really...let's not get too fucking deep with this...either he's down with the pole or he's down with the pigskin...nothing wrong with either choice...i just know what i'd pick or have picked in that situation...to week 13 then...the planes, trains and automobile games...
6 BUCKS AND MY RIGHT NUT SAYS WE'RE NOT LANDING IN CHICAGO...that's right, cause we're off to detroit...and what better way to travel to detroit, then in the stripper bus!


green bay at DETROIT....who doesn't want a stripper bus coming to their events...like when you go to one of those thanksgiving family events...instead of a hay ride the dads can excuse themselves and get a ride on the stripper bus...sounds fucking tight to me...if detroit can't beat this packers team right now who's using an 8th string quarterback that was last seen in a strip joint south of green bay eating a grilled cheese sandwich dripping with pussy juice...i mean...GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BOYS!!!...speaking of boys...



oakland at DALLAS...A North Texas father is accused of leaving his kids in the car while he visited a strip club.Police say the man left his two young children inside of his locked, illegally parked vehicle for over an hour, while he was inside the Dallas strip club.A tow truck driver was about to remove the car, when he noticed the 9 month-old and 3 year-old kids inside.

pit at BALTIMORE...remember when these two teams were titans...now they're mediocre teams sweating to the oldies...