JAMES HARDEN'S beards contains more poo than a toilet shocking study reveals
John Candy jr, of Quest Diagnostics in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan swabbed James Harden's beard searching for bacteria and determined that while several beards contained normal bacteria, James Harden's beard contained so much poo that it was comparable to toilets.
If there were similar samples in the water system, the scientist said it would have to be shut down for disinfecting.
Dr Golobic said: "I'm usually not surprised, and I was surprised by this.
"The degree of uncleanliness in Mr. Harden's beard is somewhat disturbing."
Meanwhile pogonophobia is the heightened fear of beards leading to nausea, sweating and rapid breathing.
Because some beards are just more frightening than others.
