'The Face Blanket destroyed my marriage' says Dumb Donald of Fat Albert fame
Dumb Donald and Rihanna are rumoured to be the hot new couple in Hollywood and now they’ve been pictured for the first time together, at RiRi’s recent birthday party.
"Let me tell you how this came about," Dumb Donald begins, "i was married along time you know to this chick and the eyes...the eyes have a tendency to wander a bit when you've got an old lady for that long...but here's what i used to do to spice things up...
i get a face blanket...and i loved the face blanket...became addicted to it...put holes for eyes and started wearing it all the time...even out of the house...got so's i didn't even take it off for a bath or nothin...go to the grocery store, the bank...no problems...anyway i get my favourite face blanket out and put it on my wife and pretend she's someone else, right...well one time i started pretending she was Rihanna and the next thing you know i'm meeting the real Rihanna and going to her birthday party...i'm also getting a divorce next tuesday because i'm now fucking the real Rihanna...yeah, i guess you could say the face blanket caused my divorce...didn't save it."
The gorgeous stars stepped out together for Rihanna’s bash on February 20th and spent most of the night together, smoking and dancing.
RiRi and Donald have been linked since the beginning of the year, but have so far managed to avoid the prying lense of the camera.
That is until now.