SAMUEL JACKSON LOVES HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT

SAMUEL JACKSON loves to parade around his North Carolina home naked and there's not a goddamned thing you can do about it


Residents of a North Carolina community said that Samuel L. Jackson, has stood at the front door of his home completely naked several times a week for ten years, but police will not do anything about it.
People in the Cardinal Glen neighborhood of Charlotte called the police on the Hollywood Actor on Friday, but officers said he's not doing anything illegal because he's on his own property.
Police have received numerous calls over the years from fed up and disgusted residents of the neighborhood. 'I was rolling out the trash can on Friday and I just happened to look over there and he was standing there buck naked,' neighbor Pecolia Threatt told WBTV.
A spokeswoman for the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department said that the 66 year old star of Pulp Fiction, was on his own property and it was 'not a criminal incident', and that "if he wants to wear his birthday suit all day long, so to speak, then he has the freedom to do so."
A person can only be charged with indecent exposure for 'willfully exposing the private parts of his or her person in any public place and in the presence of any other person or persons', according to North Carolina law.
Parents told WBTV that they are worried and want to change the state's indecent exposure law to protect their children...and are trying to ban the state from showing any of his future movies in theatres.
They hope that the photos they captured of Samuel Jackson will lead the Homeowners Association to file a complaint.

In other celebrity news...


Tommy Chong's (of Cheech and Chong fame) son is wanted on theft charges, he sprayed his face black in an attempt to fool the police.
Police said he deliberately covered his face with black paint "in an effort to camouflage himself".
He had evaded cops at his home in Madera, California, but when they later spotted the 23-year-old they were not fooled by the poor disguise and arrested him on stolen property and car theft charges.
The spray paint bottle he allegedly used was taken as evidence.