ON THE ROAD, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, @PHARRELLSHAT...WAIT, WHAT!?...THROW YOUR IPHONE DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET, PISS ON YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER AND GET OUT THERE AND WRITE ME A FUCKING NOVEL THAT'LL CHANGE MY FUCKING LIFE!...FUCK!