CRYSTAL FOOTBALL SUPER BOWL PICK: BILL SIMMONS EDITION

E-Mail The Sports Guy(i sent this email to Bill Simmons, but he didn't put it into his weekly mailbag...i think i know why...)

Hey Bill, i got some clairvoyant stuff for you here, maybe...ummm...yeah, tonight...i had just tucked my wife and daughter safely into bed and went out to the couch and began pleasuring myself and things were going well...you know, going through the database...some ex girlfriends, women i saw during the day, half naked celebrities on the internet...and was just finishing off with some Amber Rose...

...when out of nowhere Peyton Manning's face appeared!...and then he started making that "face" that he does when things aren't going well...

...and then i started making that same face cause i was ejaculating...and so we were both making that face!...i don't know...to be honest i was kind of confused about the whole thing...but i think it meant that Tom Brady and the Patriots will win the Super Bowl...so you don't have to worry...william brown