Like i know they're not boring...ginobli and parker are fucking trapeze artists...kawhi leonard should be starring in the new x-men movie, he's such a mutant...
Like i know they're not sexy...well let me put on a dress and take a good look at these guys...
Like i know i know...they're nice dudes...got a great coach, a great organization...epitomize what it means to play team basketball...professional, no drama...good fanbase...they're fucking blemish free...so what's the problem then william brown...well i've tried to figure out what drives me fucking insane when i'm watching the spurs...like i could hardly watch them play the thunder for fear of getting into such a shitty mood that i'd grab my axe and murder my family...for fucking real dude...but after much soul searching, i've figured it out...they're too perfect...see the thing is, i like my heroes and celebrities and my athletes complicated...complex...i like them when they fuck up...when they contradict themselves...i like kobe bryant and ron artest, latrell sprewell and lance stephenson...i like my teams flawed...i like them when they play like shit and when they soar to their potential...i like my art like a rough draft and i like my women like a pandora's box...you know, take myself as a person...i'm all over the place mood wise...mentally i'm a fucking basket case...the spurs are just solid...they're balanced...they're perfect and i'm not...so it just comes down to aesthetics really...basketball is an entertainment and it's sometimes an art...it just comes down to i'm a fucked up person and they're not...i can't relate to them, but that's not their fault...my bad really...so what you're saying willi bee, is that when the spurs are slicing the face of the heat with a razor blade tomorrow night you'll be all good...fuck no bro...i hate the san antonio spurs no matter if i can articulate that hate or not...and i really hope they get burned by the heat again...LIKE YOU KNOW...DEAL WITH THAT TIMMY BOY!