RISE OF A COMEDIAN?

LIL WAYNE: RISE OF AN EMPIRE JOKES
1. you just a crocodile, i drink a full cup of his tears
2. can't recognize you nigga, like santa cut off his beard
3. i'm higher than my bitch bills
4. i'm working on that carter v, i got this bitch in fifth gear
5. i can't stand these niggas, i'ma lie down or sit still
6. catch you while you laid up, straight up…bunny ears
7. but loose lips sink ships, but i just let these ho's warship
8. she think i'm a window of opportunity, close curtains
9. i know that ho better know how to deep throat like a serpent
10. neighbourhood nice and quiet, thought i saw mr. rogers
11. take a newborn from his momma, stick a shoe horn in vaginas
12. have my cake and eat it too, i want a bakery
13. all i've been doing is celebrating, don't even know what i'm celebrating
14. and you know the driveway too big, when you ain't gotta back out
15. paper chase like cat/mouse
16. the world like a crystal ball, i keep rubbing it
17. got these voices in my head screaming, can't believe they're not hoarse
18. so if your man screw up you need a nigga like me, i'll knock every screw loose
19. shoot you in your memory bank, memorize it
20. i catch a case, i wanna know who threw it
21. i got the bread, never feed the pigeons
22. even though i get pissed off, i shit on y'all
23. i can't stand these niggas, i'm bout to fall
24. got my girl her shoes with spikes…volleyball
25. ho's see me shining, now they acting like a moth
over 200 more lil wayne jokes from dedication 5… 
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