Picked up some white spray paint the other day and started spraying the green grass on my way to work...white grass...along the railway lines mostly but on people's front lawns also...don't get alot of snow in my parts so i thought i'd be festive about things...turn the january and february blues into snow whites...listened to THE ALCHEMIST: CUTTING ROOM FLOOR 3 while i sprayed...some nosy fucker busted me though and called the cops...put in handcuffs...natives across the road...watching the show...smoking their medicinal pot... cackling at me...media got ahold of the story and interviewed me...a local art gallery liked the idea and asked if i wanted to do it as an art piece...as a show...happy ending turkish massage parlor type stuff right there...
