YEAH MAN, I LIKE ME SOME OF THAT BAD ASS...not so much male super hero ass...maybe some serena williams ass?...that's some to be continued ass right there bro...i asked drama the other night who i could hire to take out a couple of rappers for me..."Deathstroke: the Terminator," he replied without a hesitation dribble, like he'd thought about this going to sleep many times before. A good choice...guy has the strength of 10 men, and the ability to use 90% of his brain power...so i went about trying to contact deathstroke real name slade wilson...i tried the obvious route with the phone book...there was a slade wilson and much to my surprise he picked up and told me he was also deathstroke the terminator and he could handle my situation "no problemo"...i thought he was going to be a fucking nutbar but he turned out to be a her...that was born a he...but got some surgery done and is now a her...no wait, that's my neighbour downstairs!!!...hahahahhahahahhahhaahhahaha.....cough, cough...hack, hack...right...okay...nothing against all that...the old seinfeld routine......yeah...anyway, i told deathstroke i needed two rappers taken out by any means...NO...by all means necessary...i needed these sons of rappers disappeared like poof, so i didn't have to listen to their shit and get things moving towards the semifinals of my i love it when you call me big papa competition...rappers rapping offspring...who's got the best dna!?...yeah, yeah...break out the cheerleaders willy bee...sooooo...
...i met deathstroke outside the liquor store where i was informed that "for a carton of smokes and a pack of condoms" he'd do the job "no problemo"...he was in his little deathstroke outfit...cute, but i was slightly dubious at the large amount of blue sequin in the shit, but fuck...i'm the last one to judge a dog and pony show...i gave him two pictures of the rappers i needed gonzo alonzo...
young dirty bastard son of old dirty bastard
WHY HE'S GOTTA GO?...for rapping exactly like his dad and pretty much taking the exact same fucking name too!...shit just bothers me all across the board with this guy...
NEXT...
ROMEO MILLER son of master p
WHY HE'S GOTTA GO?...seriously son, can you take a photo with a fucking shirt on please...i know you like how your body is reacting with the weight training but fuck man...and what are you doing in this photo with no shirt on and eating some fucking cake...where are you and who are you hanging out with that this needs to happen?!...c'mon guy...enoughs enough...and stop that whispering rap shit...you're not menacing...you're not scaring anybody but my fucking cat...who's acting really sensitive cause of this flea situation...and so he's a little jumpy at the moment...but if he was feeling normal i bet even he wouldn't be a scaredy cat with your whisper raps!
Update #1: ...Deathstroke texted me...said he hit a couple of snags and was at the bar running up a tab but was feeling confident...
Update #2: ...said the case was on hold, came with a photo of him about to do a line of blow...
Update #3: ...said he had to stop and do some research at at a dinosaur museum...
Shit man i might have to hang out with this dude more after this is all said and done...get me some of that blue sequin myself!...finally i got the news i wanted to here...
Update #4: ...ydb and romeo would not be a problem anymore...all you need to do is just take them out of the competition yourself and that would be problem solved...no problemo!
Deathstroke droppin some wisdom on an old head...man you know...sometimes you gotta pay to hear the obvious...ain't that the truth...no problemo...semi finals coming next week unless i go on a drinking binge and wind up in oakland trying to fuck a member of the white girl mob!
TRIPS N SLIM
vs
OMG
SUN GOD
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LIL EAZY E
MY PENIS
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venus!
(i really wanted to put serena in there instead of venus,
but serena doesn't rhyme with penis:)
but serena doesn't rhyme with penis:)