6 BILLION WAYS TO DIE CHOOSE ONE...

Allright...in honour of this new b real, exhibit 
serial killer album...


Telepaths at night are gonna bust out their favourite serial killers of all time...when i was a teenager...i read nothing but stephen king books and shit on serial killers...i'd scare myself to sleep instead of counting sheep...see the thing was i knew that shit was in me...that violence was in me...still is...but these dudes...phew...they acted on that shit...and fucking bathed in blood...beware, take care...

ed gein
this guy inspired the texas chainsaw massacre movies...in which willy bee holds near and dear to his heart...he's the leatherface character...in real life he used the skin from his victims to make lamp shades and other shit...when he got busted and searched his house, this is what they found...
  • Four noses
  • Whole human bones and fragments[18]
  • Nine masks of human skin[19]
  • Bowls made from human skulls
  • Ten female heads with the tops sawn off
  • Human skin covering several chair seats
  • Mary Hogan's head in a paper bag[20]
  • Bernice Worden's head in a burlap sack[21]
  • Nine vulvae in a shoe box[22]
  • A belt made from female human nipples[23]
  • Skulls on his bedposts
  • A pair of lips on a drawstring for a window shade
  • A lampshade made from the skin of a human face
Drama edit: This is some truly fucked up shit. I remember Willie Bee took me to a screening of this movie. Luckily whenever I'm in dark room with my clothes on I fall asleep or I would have been traumatized by what unfolded. I like to think that my snores provided enough levity to those still awake that it helped them avoid nightmares. 



john wayne gacy
the "killer clown"...man, that clown outfit just fucks me up...a normal guy that lured men he felt attracted to...buried them in limestone in his basement...


paul bernardo and karla homolka
this shit struck close to my home town...toronto...these two tag teamed young girls...torturing, taping and killing em none too softly...

Drama edit: Now these two were super fucked up. My question is how is it the average man can't find a woman who'll walk quietly walk around the house in a g-string and high heel shoes while he watches UFC with his friends but this Bernardo son of a bitch can find a woman who'll help him kill and rape her own sister? 


leonard lake and charles ng
these guys are creepy as fuck...i'm telling you this shit fucked me up...


green river killer
it was always the unsolved ones that haunted me...the green river case went unsolved for a loooooong time...


Drama edit: Can I have a favourite serial killer? I ask because Green River would be it. Another guy I found out about while going through the Willie Bee Library of Terror. Really drilled into my head how easy it was to get away with murder as long as you preyed on the disenfranchised and had no easily definable motive. I mean what the fuck is law enforcement for if you can murk 71 women with impunity? This guy was the goddamn Hotel Rwanda of serial killers. If he would have worn a condom he would never have been caught. 


zodiac killer
for some reason the zodiac killer really got under my skin...


jeffrey dahmer
"one weird dude"...




Issei Sagawa 
murdered an innocent woman and spent three days eating her flesh....dude doesn't have the body count as some of the others but this video interview will make you look under your bed...


Drama edit: Only in motherfucking Japan does this guy make his way on to a reality show. How in the fuck do you decide to send a porn star to live with this guy without telling her who he is? Watching this really causes me to think why it is only Germany got a bad rap after WW2?