fuck me...please fuck me...woke up this morning to the guy downstairs playing video games...boom, boom, boom...ratatatatat...went to reach for my weapons kit...then it hit me and i knew what i was hearing...head hit the pillow...mother...fucker...how old is this nunchuck?...45...i swear to jesus if i'm even near a fucking video system at the age of 45 shit has completely gone off the rails...i'm not bitching about video games, cause i've had every system since atari...it ended with the ps3 5 years ago though...hung up the controller for good...but what the fuck is this guy doing...a 45 year old single male...i don't give a fuck if he has no front teeth...danny brown has no front teeth and it seems like he's doing allright with the ladies...
...so no excuses brah...this guy watches a tv screen fucking 24 hours a day...and i've yet to see or heard anyone resembling a female...i just want to drag his ass to the local red light district and put some pussy in his lap...free of charge homie...you know...for real though, enough with the video games guy...fuckers probably beating off to one of the chicks in grand theft auto 5...speaking of which...that's one ambitious soundtrack those people put together...you got over 20 hours of music on this...over 240 licensed songs...over 17 radio stations that characters interact too...stations that are run by lee scratch perry, flying lotus and a west coast hip hop station...you got your "original music"...with sprinkling of rap in it with asap rocky and nipsey hustle...you got the score where a gang of motherfuckers including...oh no, dj shadow and the alchemist passed the tracks back and forth to each other...a true collaborative effort...i'm not rating this cause it's not really a rap release...but...yeah...you know...i'd normally not even be thinking about video games, but the fucking guy downstairs has aurally invaded me...and THAT FUCKER WILL RUE THE DAY!