Okay sports addict sunday for winos, unsanitized needle drug addicts and degenerate gamblers here at the telepathic school for gifted learners...i fear sunday like people fear god...i just know every sunday i'm going to get ass raped by the football gods...and today is no exception...houston!!!...what the fuck are you doing to me????...like i know your offence sucks but you give up 38 points to the rams at home!?!?!...fuck you...just fuck you...i'm flying down to houston tomorrow and joining the mob outside of matt schaub's house...and to the vikings...adrian peterson's 2 year old gets murdered and you can't fucking beat the panthers for him...fuck you too...so fuck football for a second here...and so it's october...and i love me some baseball in october...every pitch means something...every at bat is a chess match...halfway through now...tigers at sox and cards at dodgers...man does dodger rookie phenom yasiel puig look completely overmatched at the plate right now?...winning the series comes down to these 3 things for me...1) timely hitting 2) a bullpen that can close out games and 3) that one dude that catches fire hitting...going in to the playoffs i would've said the red sox and their crazy beards and the neversay die cardinals would be in the series...that would make for a fun world series as both teams are scrap or die trying...but if the tigers get that lights out starting pitching that they got, they could sneak in there too...and you know there's nothing better than smoking some of that TRIPLE OG KUSH and watching a tightly contested ball game...so grab a blunt, grab a brew and sit back, enjoy and watch an inning or two...wb
post script: sunday night...wow did the tigers just implode...up 5-0 they blew it...the red sox followed two of my mantras...timely hitting...ortiz hit a very timely grand slam to tie in the bottom of the 8th...and a very shaky tigers bullpen that could not seal the deal...it didn't help that prince fielder should've made two plays in the 9th to keep it tied...am i the only one that finds him extremely over rated?...the tigers are fucked now...