The following "anonymous" message board comment is in response to kanye west proposing to kim kardashian in an elaborate ritual performance at candlestick park in san francisco...no need to show the video footage cause its boring...the only reason i go on these things is of course for the comments...usually they make me chuckle but this one is kind of fucked up...
Anonymous:
good spend time with that slut and your soon to be dead baby and stop making shitty eighties sounding music
...so let me get this straight...kim kardashian is a slut for being previously married...and i'm assuming he's referring to kanye's yeezus album with the "shitty 80s music" line...and because kim was previously married and kanye makes "shitty 80s music" their newborn baby "north west" should die...is he threatening them?...is he going to attempt to kill their baby...assassinate their baby...IS NORTH WEST GOING TO BE MURDERED!!!!!...this has a christopher walken dead zone kind of feel for me...so i touched the words that "anonymous" wrote on my computer screen...and i went into his mind and saw...i saw him plotting...i saw his room...a dartboard with kanye's face on it...walls covered with decapitated heads...kim's and kanye's...dead babies...how to kill a dead baby...i hate kanye west...he tricked me...he fucked me over...i used to like him but now i hate him and his experimental music...why can't he just use the sped up chipmunk vocals in every song like he used to...he's a faggot...making clothes...interested in architecture...only people that like daises like that stuff...he doesn't make good music...he makes bad music...he's bad, bad, bad...i will not have his baby suffer...i will not have his baby grow up and make bad rap music and be on some blog about rappers rapping offspring...I WILL KILL THAT BABY!...i zoomed out...that guy was fucked...i managed to catch a glimpse on the way out...it looked like this guy...
...kris humphries!?...
no shit?...no shit!...
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