FUCK I'VE GOT SO MUCH WHITE POWDER ON THE FLOOR OF MY PLACE RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I WENT ON A WEEK LONG COKE BINGE...who's that peaking in my window...pow...nobody now...that white powder being ground up sea shells to combat the war on fleas currently going on at the hermitage of william brown...ROUND 6 OF I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG PAPA...RAPPERS RAPPING CONTEST...WHO'S GOT THE BEST DNA IN THE BUSINESS....DROOP E VS LIL EAZY E...i'm itching...literally...to get this competition over with...so let's get right to it...DROOP E is the son of E-40...representing the bay area...now this guy can rap like a formula 1 driver...plus he's invented so many new words they'll be coming out with the e-40 dictionary if they haven't already...know nothing about his son droop e and that's okay with me...and with that inspiring droop e intro...let's hear a tune...
...that bored me so much i started staring out at the birds feeding on my porch...which made me think of dinosaurs...which made me think of death...which made me think of time...which made me think of space...which made me think of space moving backwards or forwards...or maybe circular...well at least he made me think about something other than his raps...moving right along on this escalator into the dungeons of doom...we got LIL EAZY E...son of EAZY E...by now you know i have a fucking problem with these kids and their rapping names...c'mon guy...lil eazy e???!!!...seriously?...that's all you could come up with...you fucking smoke the chronic and your imagination stopped at lil eazy e?...fucking kidding me...his papa eazy e...straight outta compton...was a hustler...dude used to sell rap tapes at flea markets and out of the trunk of his car...he was instrumental in starting NWA...and having some of the greatest pool parties put to tape...the man might not have wrote alot of his raps but he had charisma out the yin yang...plus he also founded ruthless records and hooked up BONE THUGS N HARMONY...unfortunately too many pool parties without inflatables cost him his life from the aids virus...rest in peace eazy...let's hope your boy can make you proud...
not bad...got an inner waka flocka flame going on there which i'm not gonna hate on in the least...at least this shit bangs...good energy...which means...
CONGRATULATIONS LIL EAZY E son of
eazy e...YOU WIN...YOU MOVE ON!!!!
i'm crying tears of joy at the moment...quarter finals up next!!!!