THE REAL SLIM SHADY?

My neighbour kind of looks like this but minus the grapes and with clothes on...he's a middle aged, overweight, truck driving, chain smoking, jim beam drinking, tv addicted dude that lives below me...i woke up this morning and found out eminem has a new album coming out and that got me somewhat excited for some memory lapsed moment...memory lapsed moment, because i haven't liked an eminem album in over 10 years...then i listened to his new song "berzerk" and definitely was not feeling frisky for some more marshall...and now tonight...my fucking neighbour...unbelievably...unbelievably because i just heard him listening drunkenly to the fucking dirty dancing soundtrack over and over last week...so who woulda thunk that he liked rap?!...but now tonight the fucking guy has eminem cranked and i'm stressing cause it might wake my daughter up who already missed her nap today...and not only that he's playing eminem songs i never, ever need to hear again...LIKE...FUCKING...EVER!!!...i don't even want to write out the names of the songs that he's got going on, i'm that sick of them...to top it off...the dude is getting all these songs off the internet...the internet in which he said he would chip some money towards but has failed to do so...and probably has no intention of doing...and so i'm cutting this fucker off...no more internet...that means, no more dirty dancing and no more eminem for you my grape loving buddy....AND WHAT ALL THIS MEANS IS THAT I'M NOT SO EXCITED FOR A NEW EMINEM ALBUM ANYMORE...phew...yeah...okay...william brown.